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Stress Mgmt -


TAGS: stress management pond waterfall serenity
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 22, 2013, 8:32 am
Been done. Still good though. Good composition, Demon. Welcome


OUT OF HER DEPTH -


TAGS: grave concern pond
Rating: 4.8/5

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spacedog - August 30, 2011, 6:39 pm
Very nice.
culos - August 30, 2011, 8:55 am
Wunderbar! Reminds me of my ex!


TELL ME THIS HUMAN - Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?


TAGS: monkey pondering smart
Rating: 4.73/5

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Greeny - September 24, 2014, 8:25 pm
Right here
ICEMAN - March 19, 2011, 3:11 am
Amazon.com. They have everything.
Feasibly - September 9, 2010, 6:08 pm
Nice one 50cal
forseti - September 9, 2010, 5:36 pm
that's called "creationism", isn't it?!? 5 Darwin awards!


TOLERANCE -


TAGS: poison water pond fill time
Rating: 4.46/5

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Shottyz - December 6, 2010, 9:14 pm
Well Said
spacedog - December 6, 2010, 4:34 pm
Nice one.


MARILIZING LEGUANA IN THE USA - Some are for it.


TAGS: pond
Rating: 4.22/5

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Doggit - April 6, 2013, 9:45 am
I know that dude.


DIGITAL RADIO - The SOLUTION to the PROBLEM, that didn't EXIST! Because we just couldn't find those DEAD-SPOTS with ANALOG RADIOS.


TAGS: digital a***og police 1st responder emt fire
Rating: 3.75/5

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pzykosiz - October 15, 2010, 1:46 am
someone understands. 5l's


THE CHANGING... - ...of sunlight to moonlight Reflections of my life Oh how they fill my eyes




VIRTUAL NATURE - Outdoors, you have been replaced.




PROFOUND WORDS - For us to ponder.


TAGS: jesus cross words ponder god bible religion
Rating: 2.26/5

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Me_ - December 14, 2009, 3:44 pm
Yeah, he pissed off the Romans and had to hang to keep them from killing off the rest of the population. Lets hear it for the rebel without a clue whose family whisked him away once the guards were not looking. Lets not forget about all the sheep too.
Zed - November 21, 2009, 4:41 am
Those nails might hurt. Here's a step-ladder and a claw-hammer.
CANADA - November 20, 2009, 11:53 pm
Go kill in the name of jesus!


"STRAZ" - Is that his last-name? ....nice...




REALITY -


TAGS: reality existential perception singular ponder
Rating: 4.4/5

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agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 4:11 pm
Perception isn't reality. A punch in the nose is reality... whatever led up to it was the fault of your perception of reality.
Hawamleh - December 4, 2010, 4:08 pm
then my reality is nothing ?
culos - December 4, 2010, 10:06 am
Be kind to a 15 yr old kid from Jordan. I bet he hasn't even tried to divide by zero yet!
GreyScorpion - December 4, 2010, 10:00 am
what do you need elaboration on Hammy? your perception IS your reality
Hawamleh - December 4, 2010, 9:58 am
elaborate anyone ?
rerun - December 4, 2010, 9:11 am

pretty deep thought
fascistfrenchman - December 4, 2010, 4:33 am
Bravo. I'd like to see more scientific ironies. Sometimes reality is funnier than any fictional plot.


Fishing Obsession -




FREEZE WARNING - Mercury Expected to Drop to 23 Degrees Farenheit.




Last Poke -




REFLECTIONS -


TAGS: pond pwnd waves peace disturbance
Rating: 4.95/5

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5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 11:12 pm
and you?
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 11:12 pm
doing well... still have not xmas shopped yet...lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:59 am
O I See.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:59 am
lunazol?..even Google can't tell me what that is..Is that your pet name for whippets?
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:57 am
referring to the minor trauma destroying all hopes of a decent relationship in the future.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:56 am
oh god, the woman is bustin out the lunazol sh**s... I guess I will be taken advantage of.... someday
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:56 am
Next spouse?..she's 3 (are you drunk?...you shouldn't mix wine coolers and Motifake......Sorry i keep forgetting you're an American.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:55 am
big deep ukulele, I guess... lower is better
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:53 am
nothing like a Blitzen burger with extra mayo and an egg on top. they either get over the trauma, or take it out on their next spouse... Enjoy the show
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:52 am
Mrs. moooooooo is the guitar expert...that could be a ukulele for all I know/
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:51 am
Why is my 3 year old niece okay with me BBQ'ing Caribou...But If I call it a reindeer she starts crying and won't hug me goodbye?
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:50 am
doing good, think I know one of my xmas presents... acoustic electric bass guitar
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:48 am
I'm good. just did an early Christmas with the 'rents and family....too long and icy of a drive, but I ate well. You?
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:47 am
lol.... so how ya doin, bud?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:45 am
That's mighty liberal of you...have you met my friend Greyscorpion yet?.....I think you guys might hit it off.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:44 am
depends on my mood
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:43 am
*keys....and yes, yes it is.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:43 am
You missed a few krys...did you mean "Imhomo"?
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:43 am
I thought drinking was part of the job.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:42 am
lesbian trapped in a mans body, imho
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:42 am
Try it, I'll reject the 99th every day, even if I have to quit my job and take up drinking.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:41 am
if I go that route, at least 5 will be funny
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:41 am
They have their downsides....and we always have chompers. And that new girl springspirit or something, she seems cool but her boyfriend just screams "Fake internet lesbian"
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:39 am
maybe I should make a hundred posters by the end of the month, that might fix it
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:37 am
You know, this has been the funniest stuff I have seen here in a while. too bad we don't have a real crazy to mess with anymore
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:36 am
I have both....Flintstones vitamins and Stolichnaya OK?
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:35 am
oh, wait....wh***? thats it, I cant take it anymore...where are my pills and vodka?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:34 am
You'll feel it later Samantha.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:33 am
*3 comments down, I meant *who are...not "wh***"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:33 am
This has been a public service announcement by Moooooooooooo.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:33 am
awww, I feel the love
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:32 am
*To any noob reading this. 5150 and I are friends, It's OK to be this cruel to people wh*** your established equals on the site, we're just having fun.....Don't think you can talk like this to anyone on your first days here.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:31 am
yeah, but since you dont provide dental, the meth is starting to effect my clients
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:30 am
It's a good thing you do most of your work with your mouth.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:28 am
they tear when i let the brazilian grow out
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:26 am
I keep telling you to wear the pads...but do you listen?...Nooooooo.. You're affecting the bottom line, HO.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:26 am
thats why I buy dark spiderman underoos.... it hides the stains, and I feel like a hero at the same time
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:25 am
more of a runny discharge, its just tinted with blood from the infection... it comes and goes
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:24 am
So. You're saying that the blood you excrete (with the syphilis and all) is easier to wash than h***er blood?...that's just ***ist.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:21 am
bloodstains from dead h***ers are harder to get out
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 20, 2010, 2:19 am
Said 5150 to his dry cleaner.
5150monkeylove - December 20, 2010, 2:16 am
the **** remains for some time, but eventually gets forgotten and dissipates.
gufbal - December 19, 2010, 9:56 am
but you still left your **** behind..
Faceplant31 - December 17, 2010, 12:30 pm
Very good ML. 5L
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:26 pm
*going to be
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:26 pm
pretty much... I eventually gave up, but saved it just in case. remember it was going to memoirs to one of my dumped h***ers?
crankyhead - December 17, 2010, 12:23 pm
i remember this ph**o, it got lost in a fire didn't it?
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:23 pm
*first started on motifake
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:22 pm
I had been toying with this picture since I started here. finally something fit
Donkasaurus - December 17, 2010, 12:15 pm
I would give it 5L for the image alone but the text is a bonus...5L!


THE BOAT THAT I ROW - DON'T CROSS NO OCEAN.


TAGS: row boat pond
Rating: 4.25/5

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IRRESPONDSIBILITY -




Pondering Something -


TAGS: think contemplate pond or lake
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - June 28, 2015, 4:14 pm
I think I have a lakering comin' on right now
spacedog - June 28, 2015, 12:40 pm
SEArching for answers? 5L


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